Halloween 12-bottle Mystery Case

The SPOOKIEST deal of the year! 12 bottles of EPIC Halloween MYSTERIES! DOUBLE 95 POINT Bordeaux! Seven wines scoring 90+, a full dozen bottles, $637 OFF, and shipping’s FREE. All treats, ZERO tricks!

Halloween Mystery Case – 12 Bottle Mystery $199 (Retail $836)

Listen up, you ghouls, and goblins! We’re ringing the bell today – and the vinous equivalent of KING SIZE Snickers bars is your reward! Over 76% OFF!!! $637 SAVINGS!!! TWELVE bottles for $199!!! That’s a mere $16.58 a bottle, people, for a case stuffed with all manner of goodies. There’s the hauntingly good Bordeaux boasting TWO 95-point scores, an Edgar Allen Poe corvid of a 94-point Napa red, and SEVEN wines that scored 90 points or better!

Say “Mystery Case” three times fast and, poof, Beetlejuice-style, a dozen bottles appear at your door. We’re not telling you what’s inside to protect our wonderful suppliers from calls of rage, but we’ll crack the crypt door just enough to make your pulse quicken. Over in Bordeaux, a Saint-Émilion Grand Cru Classé with a pair of 95s from a château owned by the man behind Lalique, with a famed architect-designed winery and one of the world’s most famous wine consultants calling the shots since 1992. Back in Napa, a 94-point Right Bank-style red from an Oak Knoll boutique whose name winks at Merlot’s French nickname, plus a 92-point space rock of 100% Cabernet from a Coombsville knoll that’s a coveted fruit source for some of Napa’s most revered names.

It gets spookier from there! Head north to Washington, where a member of one of Napa’s most beloved Cabernet families teamed up with a winemaker with whose résumé includes Silver Oak, Joseph Phelps, Quintessa, and Chappellet on his résumé, bringing us a Royal Slope Cabernet and its laid-back, easy-drinking sibling from the same cellar. In Oregon, a Pinot Noir with plenty of life left to age, and a Dundee Hills Chardonnay from a hilltop vineyard bought by the family behind one of California’s best-known Cabs and planted by a Willamette Valley pioneer (you guys went bonkers for their Pinot Noir recently)! Over in Paso Robles, a chillable, oak-free, Rhône-inspired red, scoring 93 AND 92 points. And from the Sierra Foothills, a field blend with roots going back to 1861 and the Gold Rush! Strike gold, y’all!

Then the PARTY bottles: a 91-point stunning sparkling rosé, a benchmark Piemonte Moscato d’Asti from a sixth-generation family that has bottled ONE grape since 1998, and a 92-point, lightning-fresh Basque Txakoli that will stun even the most seasoned wine cognoscenti among your friend group! Poured side by side with the candy haul, we dare you to say it ain’t magic!

Honestly, it’s all borderline criminal. (We checked. The ghosts said it’s fine.)

• Over $637 in savings: over 76% OFF retail!
• 8 reds, 3 whites, 1 sparkling, something for every costume, couch, and candy bowl
• 1 from France, 1 from Italy, 1 from Spain, and 9 from the USA, including 2 from Napa, 2 from Washington State, and 2 from Oregon
• Seven bottles scoring 90 to 95 points, plus five pedigreed wildcards
• Free shipping on the whole dozen
• Just $16.58 a bottle?! Spooky good.

Mystery Cases are like ghosts: here one minute, gone the next, and when the lights come back on, this one will be nothing but a memory. Don’t be the one still wondering “what if” on Halloween night. LOAD UP before it vanishes into the mist! While it lasts!!!

FREE ground shipping on 1 or more bottles.